I’m not like other girls.
I don’t listen to radio pop, I listen to alt rock.
I don’t wear skirts, I wear zebra print skinny jeans.
I don’t watch Teen Wolf and Glee, I watch anime and Doctor Who.
I don’t read Twilight, I read yaoi.
I don’t whore around, wear makeup, or date normies like other girls my age.
Wait, that’s not right.
I’m not a teenage girl at all.
I’m a twenty-six-year-old gremlin who lives in the basement.